poocur 

The love of your life that's a child. Poocur is the child you love more than anything else in this world, your total favorite.

Don't mess with her, she's my poocur.
I love you more than anything my little poocur.
My little baby poocur was born today.

poocur by MakeUpMyDayVegas September 5, 2019

poocrastinate 

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

Procurer 

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

Procurer by Junet February 20, 2009

poocules 

Odors derived from fecal molecules.

Molecules made of poo.

Don't go into the washroom, Eddie DESTROYED the toilet and his poocules are EVERYWHERE.

What's that smell? Janet had burritos for lunch and she can't stop spraying poocules all over the office, the pig.

poocules by Doctor Spaz July 20, 2009

pooburp 

This is another word for fart, a gaseous emission.

Yuck - Naomi did a pooburp

pooburp by Lucy Morley November 15, 2004

poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006

Poogurt 

Poo flavored yogurt.

Mon, I want some poogurt.

Poogurt by hernandogonzalez October 9, 2015