poocur

The love of your life that's a child. Poocur is the child you love more than anything else in this world, your total favorite.

Don't mess with her, she's my poocur.
I love you more than anything my little poocur.
My little baby poocur was born today.

by MakeUpMyDayVegas September 5, 2019

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poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

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Procurer

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

by Junet February 20, 2009

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poocules

Odors derived from fecal molecules.

Molecules made of poo.

Don't go into the washroom, Eddie DESTROYED the toilet and his poocules are EVERYWHERE.

What's that smell? Janet had burritos for lunch and she can't stop spraying poocules all over the office, the pig.

by Doctor Spaz July 20, 2009

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