poocork

when a man has finished anal sex with any member of society, finishes ejaculating and pulls out his penis, cleans his penis and the "poo" stuck in the eye of the doodle is called a poocork.

When matt had a wee after intercourse, his poocork shot out.

by vikstar August 15, 2007

poocock

1. what gay guys do when they have sex.

2. a sluggish, lazy eyed person.

1. you mean adam poococked andy last night?

2. immersed in a sea of poococks, ross struggled to make his way through a crowd of people downtown.

by Rozcoe August 6, 2006

POOCOCKIE

Poocockie much like the word boocockie refers to a 100 men taking a big steaming poop on a woman's face.

Mary was a changed woman after Cory poocockied on her!!

by SFA SKIRT GIRLS February 8, 2007

poococky

The event where you look down and realize your dick was in her ass the whole time, and she ate chipotle.

Oh ya, oh ya..... ooooooooooo (cumming*) turns on the lights as he goes to the bathroom, "is that corn!?" I just got poococky!

by pat mahcrotch March 8, 2014

PooCorn

PooCorn. Seems ovious to me.

Your a PooCorn

by Cal Thompson April 29, 2003

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

Poocockaphobia

When a gay man is worried about getting poo on his dick

Brett always wears a rubber before bumming Sam, it's not that aids worries him coz his bitch Sam ain't loose 'yo. He's just got a bad case of poocockaphobia

by Rigby1982 April 16, 2014