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Popcrack 

A specific term to specify the butt crack excluding the anus from the specified area. This is also in the song by youtube star, kruvi123. The song is called, "Pop, Crack my Head", although he made a typo in the title instead of popcrack my head.
The man squirmed and groaned, claiming, "Damn bitch! My underwear's slippin' up my popcrack!"

procrackedinating 

spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.
"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophy paper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"
procrackedinating by Mr.C11 November 18, 2011

Procrackstinating 

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.
Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

Pocracker 

A person who runs around beating poor people/homeless people on the head for fun.
Poor Person Who Hits people on the head is a Pocracker
Pocracker by RPJ1234 June 30, 2010
South eastern Missouri derivation of poo nanny used in reference to the vagina and sex.
poocack by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

Procrackinating 

Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.
Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
Procrackinating by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022