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A piece of dog poo you see on the side walk its so old and crusty, that its got heaps of big cracks in it.
You're a poocrack
poocrack by Bellaismycat123 September 18, 2017
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Popcrack 

A specific term to specify the butt crack excluding the anus from the specified area. This is also in the song by youtube star, kruvi123. The song is called, "Pop, Crack my Head", although he made a typo in the title instead of popcrack my head.
The man squirmed and groaned, claiming, "Damn bitch! My underwear's slippin' up my popcrack!"

procrackedinating 

spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.
"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophy paper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"
procrackedinating by Mr.C11 November 18, 2011

Procrackstinating 

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.
Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

Pocracker 

A person who runs around beating poor people/homeless people on the head for fun.
Poor Person Who Hits people on the head is a Pocracker
Pocracker by RPJ1234 June 30, 2010
South eastern Missouri derivation of poo nanny used in reference to the vagina and sex.
Did you get some poocack last weekend?
poocack by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

Procrackinating 

Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.
Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
Procrackinating by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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