poocee 

An illiterate or degenerate slang for "pussy" or vagina.

Looking for a man who loves to eat PooCee.

poocee by OuchiOuchiNotMyNoNo August 12, 2017

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

proceeds 

earnings obtained from an event or activity.

“ looking at the proceeds of rap music on my wrist (watch)”

proceeds by The Lyrical Assassin April 23, 2021

Pooclear Explosion 

To have explosive diarrhoea

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

Pooclear Explosion by braceyajax April 23, 2010

Poopee 

Having a poo and a pee at the same time.

Example...

Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'

Poopee by Reddyyyy October 26, 2010

Proceed deep into the heavy 

To continue a night of drinking even though the bars are closing. Usually involves a 3am gram of coke and a late night liquor store run. There is no reason for doing this. You will not get laid. You will not feel better about your self but you will do it anyway.

Shall we PROCEED DEEP INTO THE HEAVY

Proceed deep into the heavy by Catfish 23 December 16, 2016