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The act of having a shit a set times everyday.
Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....
Pootine by gazw77 October 21, 2011
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A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
pootine by Pancakepower November 13, 2011
Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.
Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!
Pootine by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015
The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after
Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine
Pootine by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020
When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection
Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh
Pootine by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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