poo tine 

After eating poutine, the natural excrement has the consistency of beef tips, accompanied with smaller solid waste excrement, finishing with a gravy based flow.

Don’t you know after that bad Poo Tine, my dirt track needed a solid how’s your father cleanse....

poo tine by Peter Getzinya November 9, 2021

Pootine 

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

Pootine by gazw77 October 21, 2011

pootine 

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

pootine by Pancakepower November 13, 2011

Pootine 

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

Pootine by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

Pootine 

The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after

Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine

Pootine by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020

Pootine 

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

Pootine by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021