pootine

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

by Pancakepower June 02, 2011

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Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

by goferofdestruction August 06, 2020

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pootin'

1. A southern slang term for passing gas
2. Farting

Nevermind, I was just pootin'.

by Terradactile July 31, 2006

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An poo tin could be a small, portable toilet that looks like a can of Russian vodka. The exterior of the tin can could feature a label with a picture of a popular Russian vodka brand, and the label could be designed to resemble a traditional Russian design.

When you open the can, you would find a compact toilet with a seat and a lid. The interior of the toilet could be lined with a disposable bag to make it easy to clean and dispose of waste. The poo tin could be designed to be lightweight and easy to carry, making it perfect for camping, outdoor events, or emergencies.

Shuff this up your ass pootin

by shov6 March 29, 2023

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