A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
by Pancakepower November 13, 2011
Get the pootinemug. by goferofdestruction August 05, 2020
Get the Pootinmug. by Terradactile July 31, 2006
Get the pootin'mug. An poo tin could be a small, portable toilet that looks like a can of Russian vodka. The exterior of the tin can could feature a label with a picture of a popular Russian vodka brand, and the label could be designed to resemble a traditional Russian design.
When you open the can, you would find a compact toilet with a seat and a lid. The interior of the toilet could be lined with a disposable bag to make it easy to clean and dispose of waste. The poo tin could be designed to be lightweight and easy to carry, making it perfect for camping, outdoor events, or emergencies.
When you open the can, you would find a compact toilet with a seat and a lid. The interior of the toilet could be lined with a disposable bag to make it easy to clean and dispose of waste. The poo tin could be designed to be lightweight and easy to carry, making it perfect for camping, outdoor events, or emergencies.
Shuff this up your ass pootin
by shov6 March 29, 2023
Get the Pootinmug. Just what did Vladimir fuckin' Pootin' have to do with getting the Tronald Dump into the White House?
by Nikolai Peterson February 08, 2017
Get the Pootin'mug. Acting crazy, irrationally etc.
by John Spookey March 03, 2022
Get the Pootin’mug. by gazw77 October 21, 2011
Get the Pootinemug.