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A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
by Pancakepower June 02, 2011
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The act of having a shit a set times everyday.
Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....
by gazw77 May 29, 2011
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Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.
Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!
by Lob Star 1 July 08, 2015
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