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This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.
"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."
poo punch by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015
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After fisting a girl in the ass, spin her around and punch her in the mouth with poo covered fist.
Amanda got poo punched by Jerry last night.
Poo Punch by Swopie May 17, 2025

poo punch klan 

An organization of the ku klux klan that consists of gay members.
That gay guy hates blacks so he joined the poo punch klan.

Kung Poo Punch 

(Verb) kung-poo-punching

Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.

This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
Kung Poo Punch by Horwitzerr April 7, 2011

poo puncher 

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.
Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.
poo puncher by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

poo puncher 

A person who enjoys anal sex
poo puncher by p00 July 15, 2006

poo puncher 

"Poo Puncher" is a man who puts his willy in an anus, male or female, and "punches the poo"
My friend Lenny is a total Poo Puncher.
poo puncher by not poo pushed February 8, 2009
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