poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.
"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."
by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015
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Kung Poo Punch

(Verb) kung-poo-punching

Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.

This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
by Horwitzerr April 07, 2011
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poo punch klan

An organization of the ku klux klan that consists of gay members.
That gay guy hates blacks so he joined the poo punch klan.
by Jeffrey M------ April 06, 2006
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Poo Punch

After fisting a girl in the ass, spin her around and punch her in the mouth with poo covered fist.
Amanda got poo punched by Jerry last night.
by Swopie May 17, 2025
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