ponzor

Suspension-themed amputee pornography from the late 1970s. Popular in Japan.

WE JUST PONZOR CAPPED THAT AB IN UNDER 2 MINS G

by kel12346 February 2, 2009

pwnzord

1) Similar to pwn, it is to own, one through a video game, or a competetive game.

Hey, Ethan, you just got Pwnzord!

by Nick Phalapalapajack G July 8, 2005

Ponnor

An extremely fat, name stealing cat, that has a broken meow box.
"Ponnor" is a name associated with cats that just one day come into your house, pretending to be homeless and pregnant and eventually just move in.
You later realize they are just extremely fat and they've come to steal your loved ones.

José: Dude what's your new cat's name?
Connor: Ponnor.
José: Ha.
Connor: Yeah my dad likes him better than me.

by Connor Wade December 9, 2008

poncord

The cord of a tampon.

man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.

by ashmania November 14, 2011

pwnzored

/'pone:zored/ adj.

1 outwitted; defeated.
2 exhausted; dejected

(past part. of pwn)

Similar words: pwned, owned

pwned

"You got pwnzored!!!! OMG!"
"I pwnzored j00 n0ob!!!1"

by threshazoid October 29, 2003

pwnzor

One who is in the act of, or is accredited with pwning or pwnage.

I got n00bed by this one admin, a genuine pwnzor.

by travis September 9, 2004

Pwnzordorizatinagatate

The ultimate in pwning. Finishes off the set of owning one is capable of: own, pwn, pwnage, pwnzord, pwnzordorizatinagatate. Can only be used in the most extreme instances of someone getting pwned. Misuse of the word could, in turn, classify you as a noob and or even a cheeseman. The word is only to be used by those who are treated as royalty in the fields of gaming, or even life. Can add a -d for past tense, or an -s to define ones skill. (ex. 1. "You got pwnzordorizatinagatated!" 2. "Man, Paris pwnzordorizatinagatates like it's his job, eh?"

#1

Paris: 1 v 1? I don't know about this...
Eric: Oh yeah... Want some? Get some!!
Eric: Wait, what the hell?!? Nooooo!! *owned!*
Eric: No, again?!! *pwned!*
Eric: Christ! Three times?!! *pwnage!!*
Eric: Holy roffle copter!!! *!PWNZORD!*
Eric: Not funny... *PWNZORDORIZATINAGATATED!!!!!!!*
Paris: 1 v 1 not so easy, huh buddy?
Eric: :'(
Paris: Cry more noob.

#2

Being hit by a car while getting struck by lighting as a bird deficates on your head and your voice cracking as you go to scream for help is perfect grounds for someone to look at you and say, "pwnzordorizatinagatated!!".

by Paris (Cho) July 14, 2006