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An extremely fat, name stealing cat, that has a broken meow box.
"Ponnor" is a name associated with cats that just one day come into your house, pretending to be homeless and pregnant and eventually just move in.
You later realize they are just extremely fat and they've come to steal your loved ones.
José: Dude what's your new cat's name?
Connor: Ponnor.
José: Ha.
Connor: Yeah my dad likes him better than me.
Ponnor by Connor Wade December 9, 2008
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An extremely fat, name stealing cat, that has a broken meow box. "Ponnor" is a name associated with cats that just one day come into your house, pretending to be homeless and pregnant and eventually just move in. You later realize they are just extremely fat and they've come to steal your loved ones.
John Smith: Dude what's your new cat's name?
Connor: Ponnor.
John Smith: Ha.
Connor: Yeah my dad likes him better than me.
ponnor by Connor Wade December 9, 2008
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pornorific

a word used to describe something that is worthy of porn, or simply as good as porn.
You're new girlfriend is pornorific.

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pornorific by phorks August 29, 2003

podnored 

To be ignored by a person with the aid of an ipod or similar device. Generally people podnore to escape other wise awkward confrontations or conversations.
"Man, I saw Jill walking in my direction, I didn't want to have an awkward conversation so I just wipped out my Ipod and podnored her."

"Dave sat next to me in science class today, I tried to make some small talk but he just podnored me."
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man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.
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A kickass free online strategy game made by Octopi Development. It binds power of chess like strategy with fantasy characters and spells. Yet I dont know why it is called same like animal virus.
Freddy: I like PoxNora. Im addicted now or maybe contaminated.
Bobby: Yeah bro better go see doc. Wat was that site again?
PoxNora by thefinthefword December 19, 2008

Ponorzork 

Ponorzork is a term that was created by Michael Paffey, its another way of saying "OWNED!!" PONED" basically.

it originated from a mis-hearing a line from the epic show PurePwnage, where FPS Doug stated somewhere along the lines of "Ownerzarrrr" and Michael thought he said Ponorzorkkk.

Ponorzork can be used to substitute lots of different words into making your vocabulary l337 and uber. spread the word!
Example 1:
Player1:Oh my god i just got an overkill extermination!
Player2: Ponorzork!!

Example 2:
Player1: Did you see that episode of south park last night?
Player2: I know it was Ponorzork!

Example 3:
Player1: Man i just Ponorzorked that Megan girl's vagina last night from our science class.
Ponorzork by 0belisk October 29, 2009