travis's definitions

sir psycho sexy

One who lived a long long long long time ago, before the wind and before the snow.

A freak of nature.

He is the man that you will meet one time, and he is the man that will leave you blind.

Title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers' song off of BloodSugarSexMagik album

Sir Psycho, he's the man that you met one time, Sir Psycho, he's the man that'll leave you blind!

by Travis January 1, 2005

krikivitch

to krikivitch: while receiving a blowjob, you remove your penis from the girl's mouth and poke her in the eye with it.

Everything was fine until I krikivitched her eye out.

by travis June 4, 2004

thumps

Refering to the hard hitting bass that is produced from high powered stereo systems.

Hey Carl, how hard does your system thump?

by Travis October 1, 2003

soak and poke

having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections

ow, it hurts when I pee.

you went to the soak and poke didnt you?

how did you know?

by Travis April 30, 2006

moutain

The act of spelling MouNtain wrong. Only very stupid people forget the N.

"That Ally is so dumb, she cannot even spell Mountain right!"

by Travis October 19, 2003

frodiac

An individual with an uncommon need for Frodo Baggins memorabilia.

The doctor has diagnosed me as a frodiac.

by Travis February 26, 2004

socrates

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.

when hottubbing socrates are the best.

by Travis June 23, 2006