pony fuck 

An exclamation and expression of exasperation, used when one can't think of anything else to say

"I don't know, I'm freaking out here... pony fuck!"

pony fuck by Oat Potatoes February 17, 2017

Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

Fuck a dead pony by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

Fuck me like a fat pink pony 

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

Fuck me like a fat pink pony by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009

Ponyfucker 

a person who has sex with a small penis,unlike a horsefucker who has sex with a huge penis.

That girl cant take a penis, shes such a Ponyfucker.fucker

Ponyfucker by B-cubed0676 December 31, 2009