Pontificating
The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011
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Puntificating
To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.
"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!
Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014
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pontification
The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
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pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006
pontifecating
Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.
pontifecating by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013
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