pontifecating 

When the Pope is taking a dump

Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.

pontifecating by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014