Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chudstud23

Chair Lifting

The act of suspending a chair, in which that has a hole in it. In order to commit sensual or sexual acts.

Me and the wife are gonna try chair lifting later tonight!

The act of stimulating or scratching the nasal passage way primarily with a phalange

I tried blowing my nose, I ended up quarkphinorshing!

The act of taking a long stutter or dementia like pause in the middle of a conversation

Give me a second, I’m partificating!