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palutations 

When a pal greets a fellow pal, one says "Palutations" to show a sign of a true palship between the 2 pals
Palutations, Noelle and Izzy , would you care to join me outside and go to the pizza store?
palutations by a.woll24 March 3, 2015

pooptition 

a pooptition is a political poop user
johnny: bro did you see that bob became the new pooptition
ligma: what the fuck is a pooptition bitch
johnny: a political poop user you dumbass
ligma: fuck you
pooptition by ur kinda,,,, September 30, 2021

Urban Politicionary 

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.
Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

polititian 

1. A person who tries to please everybody when speaking, and tries to steal everithing when acting.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.
Polititian A: It was a good movie. Wasn't it?
Polititian B: Yes it was.
polititian by Count Dooko July 21, 2008

politition 

emphasis on tit. Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
The differnce between the western world and nazi germany is that we vte for our fascists.
tit, motherf**ker, bastard, fascist c**nt!
politition by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003

politation 

I saw John Lai at Weber’s place and he is not a fake politation!
politation by Doctor Vincent January 15, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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