pollywop

Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound. also commonly known as a cockslap.

Cool Guy: I pollywopped your mom so hard last night that it left a mark

Gay Guy: What's a pollywop?
Cool Guy: Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound.
Gay Guy: You mean a cockslap.
Cool Guy: No. You're a fag

by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster November 2, 2013

Pollywoppus

A British term, given to someone who says something stupid or makes a stupid remark, usually due to living a sheltered life and having little exposure or knowledge about the world around them.

J: “Want some halloumi for dinner?”
L: “The city in Hawaii?”
J: “No, the cheese! You’re such a pollywoppus!”

by ColinFrissell October 2, 2016

Pollygop

A person who is brain-dead, or a complete nut-case. Could be used for zombies too.

Billie: That person over there's so... so... what's the word?
Lola: He's a pollygop, he completely mad.

Zombies are such pollygops, because they can't think really.

by greendayobssesion November 30, 2011

alaskan pollywog soup

semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.

This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.

by xenoflux May 30, 2006

Pollywog

One who looks foolish, incompetent and dishonest after miserably failing to scam someone.

Ryan was pollywoged after unknowingly trying to sell a counterfit painting to the original artist.

by BreadMann June 11, 2020

pollywodge

word that can be used as a noun or adjective meaning things such as shit, fuck, ass, gangster, amazing, epic, fail, or any other commonly used phrases among young people today.

what the pollywodge?!

that's so pollywodge!!!!

you look pollywodge tonight. ;)

by crackerlewis19 March 1, 2010

Pollywobble

The action of getting slapped with a wet fish

this boy pissed me off and got pollywobbled

by XdoctorDisco June 3, 2016