A British term, given to someone who says something stupid or makes a stupid remark, usually due to living a sheltered life and having little exposure or knowledge about the world around them.
J: “Want some halloumi for dinner?”
L: “The city in Hawaii?”
J: “No, the cheese! You’re such a pollywoppus!”
Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound. also commonly known as a cockslap.
Cool Guy: I pollywopped your mom so hard last night that it left a mark
Gay Guy: What's a pollywop?
Cool Guy: Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound.
Gay Guy: You mean a cockslap.
Cool Guy: No. You're a fag
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!