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Pollywoppus 

A British term, given to someone who says something stupid or makes a stupid remark, usually due to living a sheltered life and having little exposure or knowledge about the world around them.
J: “Want some halloumi for dinner?”
L: “The city in Hawaii?”
J: “No, the cheese! You’re such a pollywoppus!”
Pollywoppus by ColinFrissell October 2, 2016
Related Words
Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound. also commonly known as a cockslap.
Cool Guy: I pollywopped your mom so hard last night that it left a mark

Gay Guy: What's a pollywop?
Cool Guy: Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound.
Gay Guy: You mean a cockslap.
Cool Guy: No. You're a fag