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politicious 

Normally used to describe low life politicians or people who use politics to get their own way, twist the truth or make themselves seem more important than they are.
Gordon Brown is a right politicious bastard.
politicious by Lucifus October 18, 2008

Politicians 

1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
Politicians by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011

politicians 

-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me
politicians by it's a lie February 26, 2005

Politicians 

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)

politicians 

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
politicians by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004

politicians 

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.
politicians are nuts!
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politicians by queefs September 25, 2005
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