pokin' turtle
pokin' turtle by heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey July 13, 2006
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Turtle pokin'
Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
Turtle pokin' by R. Trelford March 8, 2004
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Turtle pokin'
"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."
Turtle pokin' by scannin July 24, 2008
Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon
This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021
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To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003
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