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pokin' turtle

the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt
damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!
by heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey July 13, 2006
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Turtle pokin'

Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
by R. Trelford March 8, 2004
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Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.
"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."
by scannin July 24, 2008
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Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021
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poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."
by Sometimes. February 17, 2017
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Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
by Tommy November 19, 2003
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