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Dick Poacher
When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016
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Poachy
A word with many meanings/definitions and can be used in many contexts
The name of poshwitz smalls aka “the daughter of the forbidden one”
Also noun/verb/adjective can be used and integrated into almost any sentence to describe a prized possession or in fact poachy smalls itself.
Poachy = the state of currently feeling poached, or something....
Highly Expressive Word that can be used in many sentences or situations.
Junior the egomaniac coined the term/word “poachy” and the word itself can also be integrated into regular words such as constipated to form “constipoachen” and such. Or “muthapoachy” rather than motherfucker.
Also a filler word to add into sentences to describe something which can add more meaning to something especially if referring to something chicken related or related poachy smalls (the beak)
Poachy can also mean whatever you want it to be, like if your feeling good or calm then your feeling poachy. DONt get poached in the face though
The meaning of poachy can vary, for more information ask junior grimes......
The name of poshwitz smalls aka “the daughter of the forbidden one”
Also noun/verb/adjective can be used and integrated into almost any sentence to describe a prized possession or in fact poachy smalls itself.
Poachy = the state of currently feeling poached, or something....
Highly Expressive Word that can be used in many sentences or situations.
Junior the egomaniac coined the term/word “poachy” and the word itself can also be integrated into regular words such as constipated to form “constipoachen” and such. Or “muthapoachy” rather than motherfucker.
Also a filler word to add into sentences to describe something which can add more meaning to something especially if referring to something chicken related or related poachy smalls (the beak)
Poachy can also mean whatever you want it to be, like if your feeling good or calm then your feeling poachy. DONt get poached in the face though
The meaning of poachy can vary, for more information ask junior grimes......
“I need to find a good piece of poachy”
“With my mind on my poachy and my poachy on my mind”
“If the barns on fire then let that muthapoachy burn, talkin about chicken shite then I ain’t concerned “
“Suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount see iM the long leaner Vincent the cleaner im the illest muthapoachy from here to gardena !”
“You better get that poachy before it’s too late”
“With my mind on my poachy and my poachy on my mind”
“If the barns on fire then let that muthapoachy burn, talkin about chicken shite then I ain’t concerned “
“Suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount see iM the long leaner Vincent the cleaner im the illest muthapoachy from here to gardena !”
“You better get that poachy before it’s too late”
Poachy by Obi wan shinobi July 13, 2021
Poachy smalls
daughter of junior (j grimes)
Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”
a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.
junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔
His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.
Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw
Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”
a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.
junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔
His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.
Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw
Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.
_____
Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!
Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?
Poachy: bok bok bok
Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!
Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?
Poachy: bok bok bok
Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
Poachy smalls by Wtf even is a username??! December 1, 2021
Porker poacher
Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Poke poacher
Poke poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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