(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
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b) A person who pretends to be your
best friend come election
time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
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c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
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f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.