poeslap

A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.

- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit

by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009

PoesKlap

A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)

Barry needs a PoesKlap

by The Pant May 30, 2006

Poesklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

by Snappie October 3, 2008

poesklap

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

poesklap

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

by BChatz June 21, 2023

popeslap

1. A sudden understanding by a member of the Catholic Church about the inherent nature of consent

2. When Popes attack, slapping the hands of unruly Christians who are outta line

1. ‘Cardinal George Pell went to jail for paedophilia and Tony Abbott looked popeslapped’

2. ‘He popeslapped that woman in the crowd like she was a red headed stepchild’

by FranktheAssistanceDog January 1, 2020

pooslap

a forcefull back hand slap similar to the pimpslap, except you hand is covered in ass crack clay.

my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the bitch, shouted "YOU BEST RECONIZE!"... she got the message

by bizz March 5, 2004