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puerto rican pocket punch 

The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.
I gave sally an intense puerto rican pocket punch last night.

Shattercannon Pocket Punch 

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.
She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
hot pocket punch by hegwog November 1, 2022

Falcon Punch Hot Pocket

the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.
"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"

Pocket Pinch 

The art of placing one's hand in their pocket and pinching their scrotum to satisy an itch discreetly.
Dylan: Man, I have got a severe itch on my nuts but feel a bit weird scratching it in the mall.

Dave: Dude, just put your hand in your pocket and utilize the pocket pinch. No one will catch on.
Pocket Pinch by Maxwell Hauser November 19, 2013

pocket pincher 

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.
pocket pincher by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017