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Pocket Bitch

A disposable tool. Someone you keep in your in your back pocket, to use anytime when needed. Not just any bitch, but your bitch. Thrown in the garbage compactor when done with.

Can sometimes be seen holding onto the inside-out of a pocket whilst following behind their master.
Hermaphrodite: "ZAC! Get on your knees and suck my dick BITCH!"
Pocket Bitch: "Yes ma'am"
Pocket Bitch by Dat Kruk December 4, 2014
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Pocket Bitch

A girl who seems really nice to most people, but will turn in to a raging uncontrolable bitch if you do something to anger them. In effect they pull the "bitch card" out of thier pocket.
-"Man, I thought that amanda was really nice until she turned into a crazy bitch today."
-Reply:"Yea, shes a pocket bitch"
Pocket Bitch by Kevin Russell October 4, 2006

Pocket Bitch

A "Pocket Bitch" is an emo person who wears all white or all black with a flat billed hat that says something stupid or has a dollar sign on it. think there cool but there usually the really stoned quiet unwanted kids at partys that stand about 10 feet away from every one. And babysit a beer for over an hour. usually have long unwashed hair and look like a bitch along with act like one.
who invited the "pocket bitches".

haha look at the "pocket bitches" over there.

what a dumb "pocket bitch".

dude did you see that "pocket bitch" get his ass whoped last night.

dumb emo "pocket bitch".
Pocket Bitch by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010

Hold my pocket...bitch 

This pocket aint gonna hold it's self.
Subject A will reach over and hold the pocket of Subject B . Hold my pocket...bitch
Hold my pocket...bitch by Shakaru January 25, 2007

Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.
That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!

pocket warming bitch boys 

these are the dudes who walk around under-dressed in cooler weather with their hands in their pockets in order to try and keep themselves warm. They tend to associate with another and don't appreciate how weak they look.
Sara was waiting at a red light on a cool evening, when 3 dudes walked in front of her in sandals, shorts, and tank tops each with their hands in their pockets. She yelled, "Get a fucking jacket on you pocket warming bitch boys!!!"

A Pocket Full of Bitch 

I'm broke and i got nothing. Look at this rapper. He's so rich, he's got a pocket full of bitch.
A Pocket Full of Bitch by Radient November 1, 2009
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