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1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.
Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style
pochango by Pixysticks December 12, 2007
Related Words

Pochangles 

Definition 1: Big bouncy balls.

Definition 2: Balls that hang a lot.

Definition 3: Old looking testicles.
Ex 1 : Alex wasn't wearing underwear under his shorts, and i noticed he had pochangles.

Ex 2 : You can notice he has a severe case of pochangles when he runs.
Pochangles by Geovanny May 3, 2010
The word pochinga (Poe Ching a) is used when someone is being a completely mean person for no apparent reason.
Emma: *takes something from Kadence and won’t give it back*

Kadence: your such a Pochinga >:/
Pochinga by Joemama72 December 6, 2019

Pochenko 

Pronouced (pO-chen-ko):
Definition:
A) Person who drives fast only in a straight line, then slows way the hell down for corners.
B) Person who does not stick to a line. Drives erratically, then takes off with monster power again down straightaways

Also known as: Corvette Drivers, Rolling Chicanes, point-n-squirters
Origin: Based off of a Japanese Pinball game called Pochinko where-in the steel balls shoot out real fast, the go real slow through the twisties.
@HPDE in my miata
See Corvette
In line behind him
Crap
Catch every corner
Ruins my corner
Wave bye on straights
Hate
Fukkin' POCHENKO!!!

@highway
doing 75mph
exit coming up
guy pass me, much fast
guy taking same exit
45mph off ramp, very excite
guy does 30mph.
Fekkin' POCHENKO!!!
Pochenko by pMak26 December 3, 2013
The word for a ridiculously bad-ass individual or event. Commemorates high school alumni that was told by teacher to, "leave the classroom," and proceeded to go home without consulting a soul.
"I inhaled six chili peppers and then tossed my stepfather in a ditch filled to the brim with boiling oil – so, yes, I would consider myself PoChang."

"That catholic Easter festival was certainly PoChang, the bunny just bashed the duck until his skull caved in! Hell of a time!"
PoChang by Chump Master 64 June 1, 2023

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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