1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.
2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.
Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!
Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL
Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style
Pronouced (pO-chen-ko):
Definition:
A) Person who drives fast only in a straight line, then slows way the hell down for corners.
B) Person who does not stick to a line. Drives erratically, then takes off with monster power again down straightaways
Also known as: Corvette Drivers, Rolling Chicanes, point-n-squirters
Origin: Based off of a Japanese Pinball game called Pochinko where-in the steel balls shoot out real fast, the go real slow through the twisties.
@HPDE in my miata
See Corvette
In line behind him
Crap
Catch every corner
Ruins my corner
Wave bye on straights
Hate Fukkin' POCHENKO!!!
@highway
doing 75mph
exit coming up
guy pass me, much fast
guy taking same exit
45mph off ramp, very excite
guy does 30mph.
Fekkin' POCHENKO!!!
The word for a ridiculously bad-ass individual or event. Commemorates high school alumni that was told by teacher to, "leave the classroom," and proceeded to go home without consulting a soul.
"I inhaled six chili peppers and then tossed my stepfather in a ditch filled to the brim with boiling oil – so, yes, I would consider myself PoChang."
"That catholic Easter festival was certainly PoChang, the bunny just bashed the duck until his skull caved in! Hell of a time!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.