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A weird walking wig with glasses
Did you see that pocheng at the store?
pocheng by Juhnbui May 10, 2018
Words you can keep
1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.
Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style
pochango by Pixysticks December 12, 2007
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Pochangles 

Definition 1: Big bouncy balls.

Definition 2: Balls that hang a lot.

Definition 3: Old looking testicles.
Ex 1 : Alex wasn't wearing underwear under his shorts, and i noticed he had pochangles.

Ex 2 : You can notice he has a severe case of pochangles when he runs.
Pochangles by Geovanny May 3, 2010
The word pochinga (Poe Ching a) is used when someone is being a completely mean person for no apparent reason.
Emma: *takes something from Kadence and won’t give it back*

Kadence: your such a Pochinga >:/
Pochinga by Joemama72 December 6, 2019

Pochenko 

Pronouced (pO-chen-ko):
Definition:
A) Person who drives fast only in a straight line, then slows way the hell down for corners.
B) Person who does not stick to a line. Drives erratically, then takes off with monster power again down straightaways

Also known as: Corvette Drivers, Rolling Chicanes, point-n-squirters
Origin: Based off of a Japanese Pinball game called Pochinko where-in the steel balls shoot out real fast, the go real slow through the twisties.
@HPDE in my miata
See Corvette
In line behind him
Crap
Catch every corner
Ruins my corner
Wave bye on straights
Hate
Fukkin' POCHENKO!!!

@highway
doing 75mph
exit coming up
guy pass me, much fast
guy taking same exit
45mph off ramp, very excite
guy does 30mph.
Fekkin' POCHENKO!!!
Pochenko by pMak26 December 3, 2013
The word for a ridiculously bad-ass individual or event. Commemorates high school alumni that was told by teacher to, "leave the classroom," and proceeded to go home without consulting a soul.
"I inhaled six chili peppers and then tossed my stepfather in a ditch filled to the brim with boiling oil – so, yes, I would consider myself PoChang."

"That catholic Easter festival was certainly PoChang, the bunny just bashed the duck until his skull caved in! Hell of a time!"
PoChang by Chump Master 64 June 1, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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