poach fuck

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.

We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.

by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010

fuck pouch

Originated by a local legend, it is a euphemism for the female genitalia.

Oh yeah, boys! Fuck pouch! Sooo tight!

by Lord of the Pouch October 9, 2004

fuck pouch

The sexy little pouch on a woman's stomach right below her belly button.

She's got a nice fuck pouch.

by You're Mom Goes To College October 24, 2009

fuck pouch

FUPA "Fat Upper Pussy Area"

I digs the pitches with the fuck pouch bro

by TUMADRECHUPAVERGASENELINFIERNO June 15, 2011

fuck-pouch

A person, thing, or situation that qualifys for fuck bag status, but on a smaller scale.

"Dude, larry is such a fuckbag!"
"He just said your girlfriend had a huge butt, I'd say he's just a fuck-pouch."

by J.C.S May 13, 2008

porch fucking

Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

by Kyle Sanchez April 11, 2007

Back porch fucking

When you fuck someone in the ass

I heard Brandon is a real good at back porch fucking

by BigkingLee September 16, 2016