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pnoradactyle 

A terrifying creature that only appears in the month of October. When frighted will release a horrifying screech that warns those in the erea to not mess with this dude. "don't touch me brah". the screech makes all dudes cum. Is terrifying to men because it takes away their power to choose when to cum.
BRUH, THATS A FLIPPING PNORADACTYLE LETS BOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Pteradactyle 

when a female takes on multiple penisis 5! One in each hand, one in the mouth, and one in her butt, and one in the vagina and has an INSANE orgasm that sounds like a prehistoric pteradactyle call.
dude me, bob, carl, bill, and tim pulled The Pteradactyle on emily at the party last weekend!

Ptaradactyle

When idiots try to write pterodactyl but are too dumb to actually spell it correctly.
Jean: "Today I'll be showing you the life of a Ptaradactyle!"
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*
Ptaradactyle by fattyvapes6969 April 13, 2019