Ptaradactyle
Jean: "Today I'll be showing you the life of a Ptaradactyle!"
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*
Ptaradactyle by fattyvapes6969 April 13, 2019
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The Pteradactyle
when a female takes on multiple penisis 5! One in each hand, one in the mouth, and one in her butt, and one in the vagina and has an INSANE orgasm that sounds like a prehistoric pteradactyle call.
The Pteradactyle by EvilMonkeyyyy April 15, 2010
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Angry Pteradactyl
When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style, he suddenly sticks it in her behind and flaps her arms making sqwaking noises with an awkward expression on her face.
Dude! I heard you and your girl all the way downstairs last night!
Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.
Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.
Angry Pteradactyl by Yolanda Yomama March 21, 2008
Pteradactyl
When your fucking a girl from behind, just as your about to cum you raise your arms in triumph and let out a terrifying shreik mimicking the prehistoric winged animal...the Pteradactyl.
Last night when I was nailing my girl, just before I came I pteradactyled her and was like "AARAAAGHHH"!
Pteradactyl by Martin Leggett November 17, 2007
pteradactyl
When your star is giving two hand jobs with arms out and sucking dick. The motion looks like a pterdactyl.
Submitted by The Wrong Demographic.
Submitted by The Wrong Demographic.
pteradactyl by the wrong demographic May 9, 2014
Pterodactylectomy
An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.
Pterodactylectomy by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015
Pterodactyled that bitch
A very strategic wing-man move that requires much talent and fineness. As a wing-men (or wing-women) it is our job to get our friend one-on-one time with the girl/guy of their desire. The art of Pterodactyl-ing is a basic maneuver that involves coxing away the friends and other potential cock blocks of the guy or girl your friend happens to be interested in. The key is to be subtle, swift, and effective as to not give away your motives. If done correctly, your best friend will have ample time with the person they are trying to impress/take home and just like that my friend you have swooped in and carried all distractions away on your wing. Hence the phrase pterodactyl-ing.
John: "Man, I saw you pull all those girls away from your boy so he could seal the deal with Sarah."
Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.
Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.
Pterodactyled that bitch by dactylethatho January 9, 2013
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