Ptaradactyle

When idiots try to write pterodactyl but are too dumb to actually spell it correctly.

Jean: "Today I'll be showing you the life of a Ptaradactyle!"
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*

Ptaradactyle by fattyvapes6969 April 13, 2019

The Pteradactyle 

when a female takes on multiple penisis 5! One in each hand, one in the mouth, and one in her butt, and one in the vagina and has an INSANE orgasm that sounds like a prehistoric pteradactyle call.

dude me, bob, carl, bill, and tim pulled The Pteradactyle on emily at the party last weekend!

The Pteradactyle by EvilMonkeyyyy April 15, 2010

Angry Pteradactyl

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style, he suddenly sticks it in her behind and flaps her arms making sqwaking noises with an awkward expression on her face.

Dude! I heard you and your girl all the way downstairs last night!

Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.

Angry Pteradactyl by Yolanda Yomama March 21, 2008

Pteradactyl 

When your fucking a girl from behind, just as your about to cum you raise your arms in triumph and let out a terrifying shreik mimicking the prehistoric winged animal...the Pteradactyl.

Last night when I was nailing my girl, just before I came I pteradactyled her and was like "AARAAAGHHH"!

Pteradactyl by Martin Leggett November 17, 2007

pteradactyl 

When your star is giving two hand jobs with arms out and sucking dick. The motion looks like a pterdactyl.

Submitted by The Wrong Demographic.

Three of us came home from the bar and Marty's girlfriend got naked and turned into a pteradactyl.

pteradactyl by the wrong demographic May 9, 2014

Pterodactylectomy

An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.

After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.

Pterodactylectomy by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

Pterodactyled that bitch 

A very strategic wing-man move that requires much talent and fineness. As a wing-men (or wing-women) it is our job to get our friend one-on-one time with the girl/guy of their desire. The art of Pterodactyl-ing is a basic maneuver that involves coxing away the friends and other potential cock blocks of the guy or girl your friend happens to be interested in. The key is to be subtle, swift, and effective as to not give away your motives. If done correctly, your best friend will have ample time with the person they are trying to impress/take home and just like that my friend you have swooped in and carried all distractions away on your wing. Hence the phrase pterodactyl-ing.

John: "Man, I saw you pull all those girls away from your boy so he could seal the deal with Sarah."

Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.

Pterodactyled that bitch by dactylethatho January 9, 2013