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Pronounced: P-narse

Also spelt: Penarse , Peenarse .

Appears to be dervived from a mixture of the words 'penis' and 'arse'

Has several similar meanings,

1) An offensive term for an inept person.
2) An insult, with the direct meaning being a penis with an arse shaped bell-end
3) An insult indicating that the accused is both a penis and an arsehole
"What the fuck are you doing you pnarse?!?" or "Hey pnarse, how's it going?"
pnarse by Nimsoft May 8, 2005
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"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"
Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003
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1. Geographic location
2. Hierarchy and Extended Family Members
3. Blaow
Damn son the 12 Parsecs be tight bangin like that
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Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.
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You can find their music and awesomeness at their myspace page. www (dot) myspace (dot) com (slash) TheParselmouths.
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