parsec

An astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 Light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). Not a measurement of time. Derives from "PARallax of one SECond of arc."

Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.

by Oakfish April 12, 2007

parsec

A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.

Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

by zoopatrol January 12, 2012

parsec

parsec - very sex person
pray parsex 🙏

Parsec is a sex person

by dsadwd2 July 21, 2021

Parsec

To parsec ; to hack forumpasswords

Grude: Hmm someone stole my pass of the private forum :(
Prislia: You sure it hasnt been parsec-ed ?

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Parsec

Also known as a crab or that purple thing from the ninja turtles called krang.

by B February 20, 2003

Parsec

Part of a second

Mcree main: I could quickshot those noobs in half a parsec!
Hanzo main: prove it.
*mcree uses high noon*

by Dankdab69yoloswag420blazeit May 28, 2018

Parsec

Parsec Is a program that can be used for local 2p/more games/mods

P1: yo wanna play undertale on my pc?
P2: how??
P1: just download parsec and connect to my pc

by some stranger guy on internet October 22, 2022