Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.
Definition 1
It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.
Definition 2
Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.
Definition 1
It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.
Definition 2
Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.
Example 1
Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"
Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"
Example 2
Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"
Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"
Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"
Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"
Example 2
Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"
Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"
by Dylanio August 13, 2020
Get the Parsehole mug.a person who orders loads of stuff off the Internet, then makes sure they are out every time their hundreds of parcels arrive.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
1. Here I am again at a remote house with a huge pile of heavy boxes, and the Parsehole has gone out AGAIN!!!!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.
2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!
Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.
2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!
Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
by Baboonery November 28, 2020
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Get the arseholed mug.An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.
Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.
Here's how it goes....
You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".
If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.
Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....
Or was it adversity....
Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.
Here's how it goes....
You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".
If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.
Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....
Or was it adversity....
Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
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Get the Sarsehole mug.A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
Get the Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole mug.I tried to fuck my girlfriend in her{asshole} and miss judged and got her right in her prehole instead.
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