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When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017
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Plöner Pucker-tini 

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.
Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.
a mixture between a Plonker and a loner
Ali is such a ploner
Ploner by Lucy, Ali, Stefan February 8, 2008

ploonerz 

once on LNC, block1of4 tried to type "pioneers" using 1337, but he missed typed it and it came out as "plooners" when translated back into regular text.

ultimately it has no meaning and it is strictly dada.
hey dude, are you going to ploonerz tonight?

yeah, it's gonna ploon for soon.
ploonerz by patra July 3, 2003