A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts
ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl
counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for
additional pleasure.