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Someone who plumps pillows to hump them
“Turns out Jessica’s a ploofa”
“Have you smelt her pillows?”
ploofa by Gibby458 July 21, 2024
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Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
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Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.
“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.
ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009
Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul
Wow this jello has so much ploopage!
ploopage by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

bullet ploof grass 

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."
Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

Schlond Poofa 

I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
Schlond Poofa by Hneum June 22, 2016
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