plone boner
Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.
plone boner by jchrisf February 27, 2009
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Phone Boner
Phone Boner by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010
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phone-boner
1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.
2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.
2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.
1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"
2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"
2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"
phone-boner by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007
Phone boner
Phone boner by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011
Phone-boner
Phone-boner by GeekVault August 27, 2010
Phone Boner
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
Phone Boner by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
boner phone
when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
boner phone by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
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