plone boner

Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.

S/He is migrating our old web site from PHP to Plone. S/He is a real Plone boner.

by jchrisf February 27, 2009

Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket

Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner

by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007

Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.

Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!

by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011

Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.

"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.

by GeekVault August 27, 2010

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009