plodwod

just a mong pretty much..... someone who has no positive interaction and manages to ruin all tasks

'You bloody plodwod.... always you messing it up'
'stop being such a damn plodwod'

by Dr. GR Fart Knocker December 1, 2021

plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

by muffindamule November 7, 2008

Plodoodle

A Plodoodle is an amazing 174-way sexual position in which each person is taking a shit on at least 3 other people while receiving sex from 9 other people.

Guy 1: "How many people are attending our concert"
Guy 2: "Uhhhhh, about 174"
Guy 1: "Want to get them all into doing a Plodoodle?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!"

by 7111322 January 8, 2012

podwodger

Origin not well remembered but it is suspected to be a deviation of 'pod washing'. A pod being an ensuite shower room. Now taken to mean 'a person who is a complete wanker'. See also podwodgery

Person 1: "I was just in the loo"
Person 2: "Podwodger"

by Hoopfox August 28, 2006

podwodgery

The act of being a real horrible perverted wanker.

"Myspace is complete and utter podwodgery"

by Hoopfox August 28, 2006