podwodger 

Origin not well remembered but it is suspected to be a deviation of 'pod washing'. A pod being an ensuite shower room. Now taken to mean 'a person who is a complete wanker'. See also podwodgery

Person 1: "I was just in the loo"
Person 2: "Podwodger"

podwodger by Hoopfox August 28, 2006

plodrodgering 

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

plodrodgering by muffindamule November 7, 2008

podwodgery 

The act of being a real horrible perverted wanker.

"Myspace is complete and utter podwodgery"

podwodgery by Hoopfox August 28, 2006

podfodder 

Any music or other content worth adding to your iPod or other mp3 player. It's not great enough that you would buy the CD and put it on your shelf, but it's decent enough to occupy some hard-drive.

I don't like the whole CD, but it's got some decent podfodder on there.

podfodder by jplants August 22, 2008

poodger 

any male or female that is not fat but oddly enough has a bit of fat on their lower mid section. In females this can also be known as fupa.

"Dude! That chick is smoking hot! Oh wait, nevermind, she just turned around and I think she's a bit of a poodger."

poodger by Zlitch December 11, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020