podwodger

Origin not well remembered but it is suspected to be a deviation of 'pod washing'. A pod being an ensuite shower room. Now taken to mean 'a person who is a complete wanker'. See also podwodgery

Person 1: "I was just in the loo"
Person 2: "Podwodger"

by Hoopfox August 28, 2006

plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

by muffindamule November 7, 2008

podwodgery

The act of being a real horrible perverted wanker.

"Myspace is complete and utter podwodgery"

by Hoopfox August 28, 2006

podfodder

Any music or other content worth adding to your iPod or other mp3 player. It's not great enough that you would buy the CD and put it on your shelf, but it's decent enough to occupy some hard-drive.

I don't like the whole CD, but it's got some decent podfodder on there.

by jplants August 22, 2008

poodger

any male or female that is not fat but oddly enough has a bit of fat on their lower mid section. In females this can also be known as fupa.

"Dude! That chick is smoking hot! Oh wait, nevermind, she just turned around and I think she's a bit of a poodger."

by Zlitch December 11, 2007