dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 01, 2006

honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

black hat

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by Muffindamule October 02, 2006

johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

ramit in sanet

To ram it in Sanet means to make love to a goat on the Spanish Costa Blanca (WanKa).

Ramit in Sanet and I'll bet you'll never forget it

by Muffindamule October 02, 2006

Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

by muffindamule October 05, 2006