plocks 

This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.

John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.

plocks by srqresistance August 13, 2010

Plocks 

In Saint Lucia, it just means hits or blows by blunt force

1) Dat Chinese movie was sick! You eh see how mate in white uniform gave di mun all kina plocks?!!

(That Chinese movie was awesome! Did you not see how bro in white uniform gave the man barrage of hits?!!)

Plocks by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) October 3, 2025

Plock 

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

Plock by Sews October 8, 2017

plonkstain 

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

plonkstain by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006

Pockshot 

Another word for a sexy female who has a large round vaccination scar on her upper arm as a result of a smallpox vaccination.

Wow, check out that "pockshot" on shawty's arm! That is hott!

Pockshot by scottyfark May 11, 2009

plooky plock 

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

plooky plock by plofd May 6, 2020

plockman 

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

plockman by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007