Plinky Plonk

A musical style that allows the listener to predict the entire track within 8 bars or less, usually favored by lesser talented drum and bass producers (who are in fact not making drum and bass!)

Bar 1-7: Atmospheric Pad
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern

Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.

by Earshot May 14, 2010

Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything

“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”

by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2021

plinky plonk

Yes Its a word- it is an awesome vehicle and guess what you can have your own plinky plonk if you just turn on in the night garden.

Makka Pakka rides a plinky plonk

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

by I have sex daily July 9, 2021

Plinky stonker

It’s absolutely nothing. A made up word that no one in the universe knows the definition of. Often, it’s used in confusion spells and hymns cast by hallucinogenic cult leaders.

Do you have the plinky stonker?

by Jakainn July 9, 2021

plinky

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.

I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards

by Big Jim December 19, 2003