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pleasingly plump 

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.
Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.
pleasingly plump by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013
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pleasantly plump 

Slightly larger than average;thick, lush, as the English would say about an appealing woman. Having a fulsome chest; busty, with a booty(bubble buttpawg) and a slightly curved stomach (not a gut) with normal legs and arms. It is meant as a compliment denoting desirability. Think Jessica Simpson, Amy Shumer, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole (between the playboy years and the death of a millionaire ) or Dana Delaney from the 90's show china beach or Natasha Lyonne from American pie/orange is the new black. It does not mean fat, pudgy, or far overweight as some seem to think it has come to mean.
She is pleasantly plump with curves in all the right places
pleasantly plump by azahrarn September 2, 2016

pleasantly plump 

above thick,just under obeast
the girl keeps getting bigger now she thinks she is pleasanty plump; Candice Rowland
pleasantly plump by dispimpn February 1, 2005

pleasantly plump 

A euphemism generally, but not solely, reserved for fat women. The term allows overweight people to go on with their daily lives while ignoring the fact that they are unnaturally fat. Often used as a description in personal ads by obese women.
"On Craiglist she described herself as pleasantly plump, but she was actually just a great big fat person."
pleasantly plump by dick b January 6, 2007

pleasantly plump 

Not fat but not skinny as vlock
Hey your fat.. jk you are just pleasantly plump like that

Pleasantly plum

Very plum people with good characters
Miguelito SUAVE like pleasantly plum people.
Pleasantly plum by Nattielak July 12, 2022

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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