platypusi 

Plural for platypus (like with cacti) but for idiots who want to sound funny.
Don't use this word. It's obviously "platypuses".

Person 1: Hey bro did you see those platypusi? Lmao!
Person 2: shut the fuck up you piece of shit disgrace I yearn for your demise every single goddamn day

platypusi by smartass with a good ass November 29, 2020

perry the platypus 

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.

guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”

perry the platypus by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020

platypustime

(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.

1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."

Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."

2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"

platypustime by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010

perry the platypus 

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da

Curse you perry the platypus!!!

perry the platypus by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011

Perry the platypus 

Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay

hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say

grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!

1. HES PERRY PERRY THE PLATYPUS
2.I want some of perrys platypussy

Perry the platypus by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

The Shady Platypus 

The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.

*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."

"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*

The Shady Platypus by IDon'tActuallyFlossGuys... October 22, 2013

Perry the platypus 

He is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who they say doesn't do much but is actually a secret agent for major Monogram and his arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Perry the platypus, what an unexpected surprise, and by unexpected, I mean... completely expected!

Perry the platypus by topaz6 April 18, 2010