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Platypusing 

#1-Sneaking around or passing by.

#2-Scheming a secret plan to benefit oneself and harm or not help others.

#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.
ex- Johny has been platypusing around trying to peep in the womans bathroom.

ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.

ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.
Platypusing by I Made Word July 24, 2009
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Platypunigirapanidananero

A platypus thats riding a Giraffe who is wearing a pandananero (a panda bandanna that has a sombrero over it) while wearing a tunic
OH Man did you see that Platypunigirapanidananero go by

Platypusious 

Platypusious is the god of the religion 'The Moral Teachings of Platypusious'.

It's physically shaped as a platypus, as this animal is both Mammal, Reptile and Bird.
Psychologically, Platypusious is a wise and all knowing creature, which is able to form all other animals from parts of itself.
Dude 1: Hey dude, do you know that Platypusious is all knowing and wise?
Dude 2: Totally dude
Platypusious by Olsted October 25, 2010

platypusi 

Plural for platypus (like with cacti) but for idiots who want to sound funny.
Don't use this word. It's obviously "platypuses".
Person 1: Hey bro did you see those platypusi? Lmao!
Person 2: shut the fuck up you piece of shit disgrace I yearn for your demise every single goddamn day
platypusi by smartass with a good ass November 29, 2020
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