11 definitions by platypussy_licker

1. scaredy cat wimp coward

2. loser/nobody
3. idiot
4. a german persons dick

The time i wake up then proceed to watch youtube videos till 5am

the time i finally go to sleep after waking up at 1am and watching youtube videos all night

Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay

hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say

grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you

The best type of pussy usually from a platypus if not then its from another animal that's three quarters platypus

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....