Plastik 

(also: PlastikGirl, Plastikgurl)
It hard to define perfection.

I love Plastik.
I am Plastik Rapt.
PlastikGirl is meeting me three later.

Plastik by PlastikRapt October 13, 2003

Plastik Kælling

A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.

They are also often married to much older rich men.

Hun er også en plastik kælling!

Plastik Kælling by woober1236 January 13, 2026

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

Plastic Love

Fake love.

At the end, their love was just plastic love. fake unreal

Plastic Love by spookyghost_brenda November 3, 2016

Plastic Taste 

Saying something rude or implite then right after regretting what u said.

you just got done with a fight with a girlfriend etc. and you tell them i am sorry for my plastic taste

Plastic Taste by OctoDaddy September 20, 2016

Plasti Dip

A rubberized coating originally intended for tool handles but highly favorited by the human variety of tools. Also often used by ricers and people who pretend to be into cars. Usually associated with vape juice and/or semen.

"Plasti dip is a mod bro, just like my sick vape mod"

"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"

"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"

Plasti Dip by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 7, 2017

Plastic Wrap Special 

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

Plastic Wrap Special by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018