plasti-krap 

Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.

Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."

May be a component of crapnel.

Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.

OR

I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.

plasti-krap by SamsaRant November 6, 2010

plasticrap condam 

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

plasticrap condam by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

plastitrap 

verb; to encase an item in plastic so tightly that it is very difficult to remove.

The seller decided to plastitrap the statuette, because he knew that the buyer would probably damage it while attempting to remove it from its package, and not be able to return it for a refund. Passive verb: plastitrapped

The seller decided to plastitrap the statuette, because he knew that it would make it more likely that the buyer would damage it, the and not be able to return it for a refund.

plastitrap by ARog59 September 10, 2024