plano prank

A badass display of balls such as climbing up the roof of your school the summer of 07 drawing a giant penis on the roof and silently taking credit :)

class of 07:
n.c.
c.c.
b.b.
(pranksters)
= a badass plano prank

by badass 07 mofo October 20, 2008

wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

by dec457 April 24, 2011

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.

Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.

by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008

Skank plank

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"

Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.

by Sgas August 5, 2013

thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016