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wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).
"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

FUCK PLANK 

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
FUCK PLANK by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008

Skank plank 

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
Skank plank by Sgas August 5, 2013

thick as a plank 

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.
thick as a plank by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank
Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!
plank 'n blow by PlankinLife December 30, 2016