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straight plan for the gay man 

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy
The Metrosexuals are taking over!

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse
Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

Straight plan for the gay man 

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man
Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

The plan for Tuesday 

“I can’t wait for the plan for tuesday

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026