plan for the plan

business jargon that represents the fact that no one knows what the fuck they are doing

We can't commit to that yet, we need to develop a plan for the plan first.

by FlatGreenBall February 26, 2021

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

by Lock Down April 12, 2008

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Straight plan for the gay man

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man

Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

by Mike * November 24, 2004

The plan for Tuesday

X5 gapping the jeep

“I can’t wait for the plan for tuesday”

by The absolute goat himself June 10, 2023