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plain bum 

The "plain bum" refers to the female genitalia-- as opposed to the male, or "long bum."
Man, there's nothing plain about Kristin's plain bum. That thang is fancy!
plain bum by Nails MacFugger December 29, 2009
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shooty bum pain 

Shooty bum pain is when you have a really itchy bum hole to the point it hurts.
Oh man! I've got such bad shooty bum pain but there's people everywhere!
shooty bum pain by flappyharris December 5, 2015

Pain in the Bum

This is British slang and is a slightly less vulgar way of saying pain in the arse or pain in the ass if you are American. In this expression the bum in question isn’t an American bum, a word that dates from around the mid nineteenth century, but an English or Australian bum, a word that dates back to the early seventeenth century. At one time the word was not considered to be vulgar at all and was used extensively during the seventeenth an eighteenth centuries. One Gentleman Soldier, fighting for the King during the English Civil War, wrote in a letter that on one occasion the going as so difficult that he “slipped and fell on my bum”.
“Putting it politely, Malcolm, you are nothing but a pain in the bum!”
Pain in the Bum by AKACroatalin March 3, 2019

Pain in the bum

Pain in the bum is a British slang equivalent of pain in the ass. The bum in this case isn't an American bum, but a English bum which is a slightly less vulgar equivalent of arse, or if you are American ass. At one time, certainly during during the seventeenth century the word bum wasn't considered vulgar at all, one Gentleman Soldier, fighting for the King during the English Civil War, recorded how on one occasion the going was so difficult that he "slipped and fell on my bum".
Malcolm is a total pain in the bum!
My, aren't you polite.
Pain in the bum by Croatalin January 16, 2014

Pain in the bum

Omg the Skwirl is such a pain in the bum, reminds me of leni!
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