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A slang term for the word Squirrel, usually due to brain damage causing learning disabilities from drowning and smoking bulk meth.
Dickhead one: hey braaa I just smashed mi pip because that fkn Skwirl scared the fuck out of me.

Dickhead two: that’s eshayyyy bra, that’s a squirrel not a Skwirl ya gronk
Skwirl by Satanic Skwirl January 21, 2023
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Sphincter Swirl 

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.
DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!
Sphincter Swirl by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

coochie swirl 

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.
Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011

Stephen Hawking Swirl 

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

foreskin swirl 

Occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio. The fellator sticks his or her tongue between the head and the foreskin of a partially erect penis and makes a vigorous swirling motion.
I had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast.
foreskin swirl by harrisg5 August 12, 2010