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Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.
"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

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v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.
Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.

Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.
by skybluewhaleshan January 08, 2009
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