Placking

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Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

Placking by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

Words you can keep

placking

v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.

Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.

Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.

placking by skybluewhaleshan January 8, 2009

Related Words

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Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

Right Royal Placking by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

packing hardware

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.

When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.

packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.

Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!

Piggy's packing by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Packing a Trout

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around

Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best

Packing a Trout by omshure July 25, 2019

Picture Packing

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.

"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"

Picture Packing by thethizzkid December 22, 2020

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026